tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66521993877822146882012-02-16T11:21:32.212-08:00All the alerts, messages, and texts that Twitter should be used for.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-63768360999151193222009-05-08T12:56:00.000-07:002009-05-08T12:57:45.129-07:00@<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Mexico</span>: See? What'd we tell you about pigs being unclean? <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-6376836099915119322?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-10347057454517733072009-05-08T12:55:00.000-07:002009-05-08T12:56:26.654-07:00@<span style="font-weight:bold;">Twitter</span>: Hey guys. Thanks, but no thanks. It's been real.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-1034705745451773307?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-71675683534440880572009-05-08T06:21:00.000-07:002009-05-08T06:23:25.284-07:00@<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Rihanna:</span> Do me a favor: Tell Chris Brown his momma is a bitch. I need more talk show appearances. Take one for the team, girl!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-7167568353444088057?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-63841561731251404552009-05-08T06:08:00.000-07:002009-05-08T06:10:09.964-07:00@Octomom Ay mami, I would like to has some of you drugs so I can get babies too<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-6384156173125140455?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Garyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12290738229656914034noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-91732531400166076872009-05-08T06:00:00.001-07:002009-05-08T06:00:24.443-07:00@<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Kobe</span>: Tell me how my ass taste.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-9173253140016607687?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-44164772099850576212009-05-08T05:59:00.001-07:002009-05-08T05:59:48.793-07:00@<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">jerryjones</span>: WTF did you do to your face?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-4416477209985057621?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-60442579736883738542009-05-08T05:58:00.001-07:002009-05-08T05:59:03.866-07:00@<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Face_Transplant_Lady</span>: If you had to pick a model from the Hanna Barbera line, why did you pick Droopy?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-6044257973688373854?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-4819334030965962742009-05-08T05:57:00.001-07:002009-05-08T05:58:05.296-07:00@<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">MauriceClarett</span>: Bag boy position available- $7.85/hr. Call if interested.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-481933403096596274?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-28909100057655757712009-05-08T05:51:00.002-07:002009-05-08T05:57:12.586-07:00@<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">BFavre4:</span> why are you coming back? I thought we were going to go camping this fall?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-2890910005765575771?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-44809120019651983522009-05-08T05:51:00.001-07:002009-05-08T05:51:54.910-07:00@<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">JimmyFallon</span>: I wish your show would've been around fifteen years ago so I could've used it as proof that you don't need to be funny to host a late-night talk show.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-4480912001965198352?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6652199387782214688.post-67715904250124965972009-05-08T05:50:00.000-07:002009-05-08T05:51:24.134-07:00@<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">SomaliPirate</span>: if you want the US to really be mad, give the hostages to ME<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6652199387782214688-6771590425012496597?l=missingtweets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04012326398586488609noreply@blogger.com0